10. Santa snores
9. Mrs. Claus gets her gingerbread delivered from North Pole Bakery
8. Vixen does the chicken dance after two cups of egg nog
7. Back in 1763, Santa forgot to recharge the magic in his sleigh
6. When Santa takes a nap, Mrs. Claus hides his remote or he won't go back to work
5. Prancer and Blitzen almost always argue over the same set of jingle bells
4. The Sugar Plum Fairy and the Nutcracker got married last summer
3. Santa barely averted a strike by the sleigh packers
2. He promised them extra grog and all is good
And the #1 secret kept by Santa's Elves:
1. Every time Rudolph's nose itches, a baby Elf is born
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38 comments:
Great list Carol.
Yvonne.
Chicken dance! That's funny.
I want to see Vixen do the chicken dance!
I have this vision of Vixen doing the chicken dance stuck in my head now! :)
They're all funny, but the last one is the best. :D
What?! Mrs Claus doesn't bake her own gingerbread? I'm shocked. :-)
Egg nog is powerful stuff, for sure. And who knew about the Sugar-Nut union?
The last one is so cute!
I had no idea the Christmas Community at the North Pole was so depraved.
Aw how cute.
Bet Mrs Claus hates that snoring.;)
These were fantastic. Only you, Carol. Only you.
Santa is sleeping on the couch with all that snoring.
ah, so it's true that the Plum Fairy cracks Nutcracker's nuts now... I knew it!
I knew you were on to them! Well done!
I love this list!! I hope you post it on FB so I can share it!
Okay, the first time I read #5 I saw "jingle balls" - LOL!
Hey, everyone...I'll be back here to comment later in the day. Ten million items on my list to accomplish before noon. I have about thirty minutes right now, and I'm going to get to as many of your blogs as I can. The rest I'll get to later today and over the weekend. I need a Ninja elf :)
Like. :)
Great top ten and I LOVE #6. Apparently Santa and Mr. VR have something in common. ;)
Carol, love them all! Too funny!
I'm finally back for a bit. Big family birthday party tonight!
Yvonne - Thanks!
Alex - Cluck, cluck!
Susan - It's a riot :)
Laura - It's quite a sight :)
Stina - The world needs more elves :)
Jennifer - I know!
Julie - Once the elves started talking, they spilled everything!
Janet - Thanks :)
Delores - I'd heard rumors....
LR - I'll bet she does, too.
Anne - The mind is a strange thing.
Luanne - Or maybe in the reindeer barn :)
Dezmond - Ooh, you'll be on Santa's naughty list :)
Clarissa - I followed the gingerbread trail and plied them with grog :)
Summer - I think I posted a link, but not the list.
Diane - LOL! I went back to check what I typed :)
Linda J - Thanks :)
VR - What's up with that? Live-In Handyman is the same way :)
Becky - Laughter is the best medicine for anything :)
I love that Mrs. Claus hides Santa's remote! Julie
Ooooooh, I love no#4 - it conjures the cutest image!
Once again, a great list of ten, Carol!
Haha! Love number one.
Have a great weekend!
Julie - Whatever works :)
Michelle - Thanks!
Talli - Gee, wonder why :)
That was really cute. I saw a cartoon on FB recently of what the reindeer FB about Santa. It was hilarious.
Oh boy, you had me in stitches--I dearly adore your sense of humor!
The Sugar Plum Fairy and the Nutcracker . . . LOL. Some ballet company needs to perform that.
M Pax - I haven't seen that one. Maybe it will show up on my news feed this week.
Conda - Thanks. Sometimes it gets pretty weird.
Golden Eagle - I love the Nutcracker, but I'd go watch that one, too!
And the baby elves get to star in the Hobbit! Yay! Take care
x
Old Kitty - Excellent!
Hahaha
#8 is by far my favorite. :D
Melissa - I understand the only reason the elves told is because Vixen refused to pay the bribe to keep them quiet :)
LOL! I always suspected Santa snores. ;)
One elf said he sounded like a freight train.
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