10. Dentist - wooden teeth
9. Doctor - a timer
8. Plumber - pipe cleaners
7. Carpenter - nail polish
6. Electrician - a taser
5. Lawn Mowers - grass seed
4. Teacher - book of quizzes
3. Handyman - convenient woman
2. Lawyer - Fruit of the Loom briefs
And the #1 gift to purchase for that special someone:
1. Thief - get out of jail free card
HOLIDAY SALE!
In Name Only
Kindle Edition
$2.99
Through Saturday, 12-15-12
Amazon Time - Of Course
26 comments:
Wish I was a handyman then!!
The wooden teeth had me laughing!
I won't go near a store on days like this. *shudder*
Now I'm wondering what would you buy me, Carol :)
Nail polish, snork.
Did my bit for black Friday. Went online and bought a new Parka for me and 3 things I needed for the house. Going near any retail store today is not happening. *shudder*
Alex - Does that make you Every Man?
Laura - My feelings exactly.
Dezmond - Well...since you're a 'spy' and you write a blog...how about Disappearing Ink!
Sia - I love online shopping!
Ha! I'm married to a very handy man. Guess I'm his convenient woman. ;)
I guess I've been the 'inconvenient' woman to my 'unhandy' man for quite some time now.
I'd prefer disappearing undies so that I could give them to a target of my choice :PPP
Linda G - You and me both!
Delores - LOL! Sorry :)
Naughty Dezzy!
MOL The wooden teeth wouldn't be very convenient!! xx
CATachresis - Especially not for a handsome feline like you!
LOL. Awesome list.
Have a great weekend!
Funny list!
I'm getting slow, I think. Couldn't figure them all out.
Golden Eagle - You, too!
Clarissa - Fun to write :)
J.L. - Maybe it's too American. I didn't think about that.
I'm sure lots of people are glad Black Friday is over. :)
Grin. They had coverage of some of the Black Friday shoppers here in New Zealand. I was gal I'm an ocean away!
LR - I'm sure you're correct.
Shelley - Just a zoo. I stayed home all day and tried to get our house back in order.
You'd need a taser just to get through Black Friday.
Love your list! Wooden teeth must make a heck of clatter!
Diane - Very true!
Pat - Just like George Washington :)
Wooden teeth?
And nail polish for carpenter? Haha! Fun!
Great list for Black Friday--but what do the female lawyers get?
Nas - I'm very happy my teeth are not wooden :)
Conda - The same. Fruit of the Loom makes briefs for women, too. See this link - you'll have to copy/paste in your browser:
http://shop.fruit.com/Brief-Style-Women/b/5394141011
TeeHee. Good ones. :)
Happy Thanksgiving!
Michelle - Saw this yesterday, commented on your blog, and forgot to comment here. Oops! Thanks for stopping by :)
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