Friday, April 6, 2012

Friday's Top Ten


The top ten things I learned from the Easter Bunny!*

10. Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.

  9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

  8. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

  7. There's no such thing as too much candy.

  6. All work and no play can make you a basket case.

  5. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

  4. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

  3. Some body parts should be floppy.

  2. Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.

And the #1 thing I learned from the Easter Bunny:

  1. A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.


HAPPY EASTER!


*Shamelessly stolen from an email. Kudos to the writer!

42 comments:

Anne Gallagher said...

These are absolutely priceless! And I love the new header pic. Reminds me of home.

Ann Best said...

Every one of these is incredibly witty and JUST delightful! And so true!!

And thanks for hosting me, Carol. Have a GREAT Easter weekend.
Ann Best, Author of In the Mirror & Other Memoirs

Laura Eno said...

I love these and they're all true - especially #3. Thanks for the smile. :)

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

Those are the best yet....Hoppy Easter.

welcome to my world of poetry said...

Excellent list.
You also have a wonderful Easter.

Yvonne.

Linda G. said...

LOL! I find #3 strangely reassuring. ;)

Journaling Woman said...

May I add one? And, you can eat a dozen eggs raw, if they are chocolate filled with marshmellow.

Teresa

LR said...

Heehee. I think 6 applies to me lately. ;)

B. WHITTINGTON said...

Love all of these! So very true too.
Have a blessed week end and Easter Sunday.
Barb

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Those are hilarious! And I wholeheartedly agree with number one. (Just ask my wife.)

Liza said...

Perfect!!!

Jennifer Shirk said...

Ha!! Very cute!

Happy Easter!!

Tracy Jo said...

Hilarious! I think number 1 is my fave, well or maybe 6. :-) Happy, Hoppy weekend!

Johanna Garth said...

Those are adorable lessons. And now I'm off to go for a run in order to work on item #1 ;)

Kelley said...

These are great. Love the 'tail' one :)

Hart Johnson said...

*giggles* Oh, what a great list!

Carol Kilgore said...

Anne - I love it, too. Galveston on a spring morning.

Ann - Glad you enjoyed the gig :)

Laura - So true.

Delores - Hippety Hop!

Yvonne - Same to you :)

Christine Rains said...

That's cute and hilarious! Have a wonderful Easter weekend. :)

Elana Johnson said...

Great list! I love #5. Haha!

Colette Martin said...

Ahh how timely, and too funny!

Clarissa Draper said...

Chocolates in the form of bunnies!

Carol Kilgore said...

Linda G - Same here :)

Teresa - Of course! Freedom of expression is alive and well here :)

LR - I know that feeling, too. Today I'm loosely woven wicker - LOL!

Alex - Why am I not surprised :)

Liza - I copy and paste really well!

Nezzy said...

Heeheehehhe! Cute, cute, cute Miss Connie.

God bless you and have a marvelous Easter weekend yourself!!! :o)

Carol Kilgore said...

Jennifer - I cheated, but I thought it was too cute not to share.

Tracy Jo - I like those, too.

Johanna - Run for me, too :)

Kelley - Sadly, chocolate doesn't enhance it. I tried :)

Hart - Keep the bunnies out of your Azaleas :)

J.L. Campbell said...

Funny stuff, Carol. Enjoy the season.

Julie said...

Haha, I love #1. And of course #7 is the gospel truth. :D

Happy Easter Carol!

Ann Best said...

Happy Easter to you too, Carol!

Carol Kilgore said...

Christine - They made me laugh :)

Elana - I know!

Colette - Serendipity :)

Clarissa - Bunny chocolate is calorie free this weekend :)

Nezzy - Not sure who Miss Connie is, but I'm glad you liked the Top Ten :)

Carol Kilgore said...

J.L. - You, too :)

Julie - Don't get a tummy ache!

Ann - Easter is always special.

Shirley Wells said...

Ha. Love these - especially #1.

Have a great weekend!

Jan Christensen said...

Made me laugh out loud and read to dear husband. Have a great Easter weekend!

The Golden Eagle said...

Basket case--LOL.

Carol Kilgore said...

Shirley - I think #1 is the most popular.

Jan - Laughs are good :)

Golden Eagle - That's me!

Talli Roland said...

Hehehehe! Love number one! Happy Easter, Carol.

Carol Kilgore said...

Talli - Gotta watch that Easter Bunny :)

Medeia Sharif said...

Cute list. Happy Easter!

Conda V. Douglas said...

I love this list! Charming! And Happy Easter!

Sarah said...

Happy Easter!

Oh, and I've awarded you with a Kreativ blogger award! http://spbwriting.blogspot.co.uk/

Carol Kilgore said...

Medeia - The Easter Bunny made me do it :)

Conda - Hoppy Day!

Sarah - Thanks, Sarah! I'll zip over :)

Old Kitty said...

Off I go to get me a cute fluffy tail! Ahem! LOL!

HAPPY EASTER!! Take care
x

Carol Kilgore said...

Old Kitty - Too funny! Hope your Easter was wonderful :)

Janet, said...

Good list! I love them.