Friday, December 9, 2011

Friday's Top Ten

The top ten reasons Santa doesn't have a Fantasy Football team:

10. The elves are too small

  9. Except for Elf

  8. The Three French Hens won't leave the Two Turtledoves alone

  7. The Ghost of Christmas Past demands too many instant replays

  6. Ebenezer Scrooge wants to take the ball to the bank

  5. Blitzen has a thing for quarterbacks

  4. The Grinch doesn't follow the rules

  3. Rudolph's nose telegraphs plays

  2. Frosty sweats

And the #1 reason Santa doesn't have a Fantasy Football team:

  1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore refuse to be cheerleaders

 

35 comments:

Slamdunk said...

Thannks for the laugh Carol--relevant as I am full fantasy mode now.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Funny! I'd also add that after my experience this year, Santa doesn't have a fantasy football team because he's too smart.

Joanne said...

Oh can't you just see that, those three cheerleaders? lol, cute post :)

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

Carol, that was so funny! Especially love the Ghost of Christmas Past demanding replays - very clever!

Jan Morrison said...

you make Friday worth getting up for!

julie fedderson said...

The Hubs loves to play fantasy football. I think he has three teams this year. I'll have to let him know that Santa isn't a threat.

LR said...

Heehee, "Frosty sweats." Love it.

Carol Kilgore said...

Slamdunk - I thought this might have crossover appeal :)

Alex - LOL!

Joanne - "OK!" :)

Melissa - Yeah, he's weird like that.

Jan - Cool!

Julie - No worries from the North Pole :)

LR - So not a good thing.

Arlee Bird said...

You keep coming up with these ideas. Today you scored a touchdown.


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Julie said...

Haha, very funny. I'd love to see the Chipmunks as cheerleaders! :D

Happy weekend, Carol! :)

E.R. King said...

BawhahahahA! I laughed from 1-10. Really. Thanks!

Linda Kage said...

Too funny. Just the pick me up post I needed to read, thanks!! :-)

Elspeth Antonelli said...

Carol; Excellent list! Have a great weekend.

Laura Eno said...

Funny list! Now I'm worried about those small elves getting trampled.

L.G.Smith said...

Fun! Have a great weekend. I'm off to bake a few dozen holiday cookies for a party this weekend. :D

Linda G. said...

LOL! Nice. Thanks for the chuckle. :)

Tracy Jo said...

Those darn french hens! Have a wonderful weekend!

Manzanita said...

Priceless. I needed a good laugh. Each one one funnier than the last. But something should be done about the French Hens. :)
Have a pleasurable weekend.

Carol Kilgore said...

Arlee - 6 points is good :)

Julie - I'd like to see that, too!

Emily - Cool :)

Linda - Silliness R Us.

Elspeth - Thanks. You, too.

The Golden Eagle said...

LOL. That's an awesome list.

Have a great weekend!

Carol Kilgore said...

Laura - A couple of those elves are mean little dudes :)

L.G. - Enjoy the party. I don't have to bake until after next weekend.

Linda - You're welcome :)

Tracy Jo - Gotta watch them all the time.

Manzanita - Santa said time out didn't do any good at all :)

Golden Eagle - Thanks.

Janet, said...

I liked #10. They would make great cheerleaders, though.

irishoma said...

I like today's list. It made me laugh!
donna

J.L. Campbell said...

Hi, Carol,

1,3,4 and 5 made me chuckle. Have a great weekend!

Carol Kilgore said...

Janet - True :)

Donna - Yea!

Joy - Cool. You, too.

Empty Nest Insider said...

Very funny Carol! I always wondered about Blitzen!

Carol Kilgore said...

Julie - You know about those reindeer games.

Talli Roland said...

Love the one about Rudolph's nose! Ha!

Carol Kilgore said...

Rudolph is a flasher :)

LynNerdKelley said...

Thanks for the giggles, Carol. Number 5 is a riot! So are numbers 3 and 1! Fun post!

Carol Kilgore said...

LynNerdKelley - You're welcome!

Medeia Sharif said...

Fun stuff, Carol. This list brought a smile to my face.

Have a great week.

Carol Kilgore said...

Medeia - Yea for smiles! Sorry I missed this yesterday. Chaos rules around here right now.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

This is very cute and clever.
Thanks for the follow. I thought I'd joined the party at the Tiki Hut before but I guess not. You now have a new follower too.
Cheers!

Carol Kilgore said...

Cool - and thanks!