Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday's Top Ten

The top ten things said to writers:

10. Are you finished yet?

  9. You must be rich.

  8. Where do you get your ideas?

  7. If I ever have any spare time, I'm going to write a book.

  6. What do you do all day?

  5. I have a great story for you.

  4. Do you work at Barnes and Noble?

  3. It's nice you have something to keep you busy.

  2. Have I read your books?

And the #1 thing said to writers:

  1. Since you don't work . . . .

40 comments:

Shirley said...

I was hoping "I have a great story for you" wouldn't be on there, cause I wanted to say that. I've heard that recently.

But let's add. "You write it, and since it was my idea, we'll split all the many profits!"

Summer Ross said...

LOL- I have heard some of those a few times.

Linda Kage said...

Too true, too true.

Talli Roland said...

Oh yes! These all sound VERY familiar.

I'm over here 'coz my blog has gone missing

Rula Sinara said...

Great list, and so true! I get #7, #6, and #5 A LOT. I also get "Romance, huh?"...with a big smirk on their face. Argh.

Joanne said...

Hahaha. I thought the Spare Time one was funny, but then each one afterward was even funnier!

Happy Friday Carol :)

Carol Kilgore said...

Shirley - Oh yeah, those are definitely the words that follow.

Summer - I'm not surprised.

Linda - I know. Sad.

Talli - It's a global phenomenon.

Rula - That romance thing is definitely there, but almost any type of genre gets it, too.

Joanne - Made you smile!

Manzanita said...

I got a big chuckle out your list, especially the "what do you do all day?" I'm not a writer but I always get that one, too. Me, the list maker with never a spare moment. Ha
Manzanita@Wannabuyaduck

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Yeah, love hearing #7...

VR Barkowski said...

These make we want to laugh and cry at the same time. Fantastic list, Carol.

Have a great weekend!

Shirley Wells said...

I thought I'd had them all but, so far, no one has asked me #4. People who utter #1 get put in one of my books with a hole in their head. Just sayin' :)

Laura Eno said...

Ack! How true...
I just got one this morning - an email from an old friend. He wants me to contact a friend of his who just wrote a novel and tell him how to get published because he has no idea... Snap! Sure, let me give you the golden secret, no research involved.

Carol Kilgore said...

Manzanita - Sometimes even my lists have lists. Never enough time.

Alex - Exactly. Like 'how hard could it be'.

VR - Same here.

Shirley - Only one person has asked me that one. I hear you about #1.

Laura - LOL! Non-writers don't have a clue.

Colette said...

Laughing, yes, I've heard many of these. And the one I hear from my mother -- You can write while you're visiting me. (Of course, I can't.)

Clarissa Draper said...

Grrr. Those lines drive me insane! Yes, and I've heard them all.

LR said...

Oh yes. Number 8 is especially annoying. I mean, where don't we get ideas? Ideas are everywhere. :)

Arlee Bird said...

Uh yeah. I'd like to be able to smile smugly and say nothing about #9 because it was true. I wish.


Hope you'll join us for The A to Z Challenge Reflections Post on Monday May 2nd.

Lee

Miss Good on Paper said...

This really made me laugh out loud. Since I took part in NaNoWriMo last November, the question I get all the time is "How's that novel coming along?" Glad I'm the only one who hears these kinds of statements. Thanks! -Miss GOP

Julie said...

I love this list, great post! :)

Carol Kilgore said...

Colette - I've tried that writing while visiting thing.

Clarissa - Same here.

LR - I know. I isn't as if we go looking or leave out cookies for them so they'll come.

Arlee - Don't we all.

Miss Good on Paper - We all hear them, usually way more than we would like.

Julie - Thanks.

notesfromnadir said...

I get #6 a lot. That's often followed by #5. People want me to write their story & then they'll share the proceeds w/ me.

Elizabeth Spann Craig/Riley Adams said...

These all sound really familiar!

Stephen Tremp said...

Now this is funny. Sad, but true. I hear these and am not sure how to reply. Hopefully one day I will be rich!

Holly Ruggiero said...

I like #2. It expects you to be a mind-reader.

Tracy Jo said...

Lol! Love it. I recently quit my "corporate" job to write and work on my photography. I got a lot of pretty good questions too. Found you through an A-Z blog.

~Tracy
www.evolvingsoul11.com

Carol Kilgore said...

Lisa - At times it seems to be never-ending.

Elizabeth - Here, too.

Stephen - Right - funny and sad at the same time. There's no right answer.

Holly - Exactly.

Tracy Jo - Go for it and don't give up. I'm glad you stopped by. You're welcome here any time.

Mason Canyon said...

Great list, but I thought all writers had servants to do their work for them while they lounge by the pool. :)

Have a great weekend.

Mason
Thoughts in Progress

Medeia Sharif said...

I've heard a few of these.

I wish #9 were true. :)

Maryann Miller said...

I've heard some of these from family and friends. Another one that I dread getting is, "Would you mind taking a look at the first few chapters of my book?"

Carol Kilgore said...

Mason - Of course we do. Errr...what pool?

Medeia - If only. Sigh.

Maryann - Yes, that one, too.

RaShelle said...

ROFL - Thanks Carol. Very funny. Loved this top 10 so much. =D

The Words Crafter said...

Are you published yet?

This list made me laugh out loud, thanks! I really needed it :)

Carol Kilgore said...

RaShelle - Thanks - glad you enjoyed the list.

Words Crafter - Cool!
I'm published in fiction and non-fiction, both in the short form only. I'm working hard to be able to say I'm a published novelist very soon.
You can visit my website and click the links to some of my work:

Carol Kilgore said...

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Carol's Website


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Christine Fonseca said...

Ah yes...LOVE THIS LIST!

Carol Kilgore said...

Thanks, Christine. I love making it for everyone.

Tami Brothers said...

LOL! I can totally relate to most of these. Especially that last one... I hear that ALL the time and even more so from my husband. What the heck is up with that????

Thanks for making me laugh today (or maybe that is cry....) ;-)

Tami

Carol Kilgore said...

Tami - Laugh or cry. I know. Same here.

Janet, said...

These were great! and so true.

Carol Kilgore said...

Janet - And remind me again why we write...LOL!