The top ten things said to writers:
10. Are you finished yet?
9. You must be rich.
8. Where do you get your ideas?
7. If I ever have any spare time, I'm going to write a book.
6. What do you do all day?
5. I have a great story for you.
4. Do you work at Barnes and Noble?
3. It's nice you have something to keep you busy.
2. Have I read your books?
And the #1 thing said to writers:
1. Since you don't work . . . .