"It's Banned Books Week."
"Band books? They have books about Katy Perry? Eminem? Linkin Park?"
"No, knucklehead. Not band like music. Banned like books someone says we can't read."
"Who says I can't read? I learned how to read in kindergarten."
"No. Some people think we shouldn't be permitted to read certain books."
"Why? That's stupid."
"Because they think the books are evil or because they think we're not old enough to understand the real message they contain. Or they don't agree with the message in the book."
"I understand that nobody is going to tell me what I can or can't read. I can decide for myself what I like and don't like. And what I think. They're not in my head. If they say I can't read something, that only makes me want to read it more."
Don't be stupid.
Read a Banned Book.