Top ten reasons to be a dog:
10. Yummy Smells
I don't know why Mummy tells me no sometimes.
9. Muddy Feet
She really doesn't like these - but they're fun.
I love the way it feels on my nose.
I want to stretch and stretch and strrretttch.
Oh, yeah. They bring more yummy smells.
5. Ear Scratches
And the way Mummy rubs them all the way to the ends. I luv that.
Snacks? Somebody say snacks?
Especially on the sofa.
2. Tummy Rubs
These are THE best.
And the #1 reason to be a dog: