Top ten things Santa says:
10. Ho! Ho! Ho!
9. Careful, boys, this roof's icy . . . uh, oh.
8. That's the tiniest chimney I've ever seen.
6. He wants WHAT?
5. Whoa! Look at the size of that stocking.
4. Why is everything always in the bottom of the bag?
3. Milk and cookies, milk and cookies. Just once I'd like a beer and chips.
2. Donner. Blitzen. Kick in the afterburners. Mrs. Claus is waiting!
And the #1 thing Santa says:
1. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.