Top ten road signs:
10. Do Not Pass - turn around
9. Clean Restrooms - bring your scrub brush
8. Stop - don't go
7. No U Turn - I thought we couldn't text and drive
6. Men Working - can we watch?
5. Dip - wrong on so many levels
4. One Way - that's no fun
3. No Turns - but . . .
2. Wrong Way - oops!
And the number one road sign:
1. Aircraft Have Right of Way - Holy Crap!