Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday's Top Ten

Top ten female fantasies - non-sexual [not going down that road here!]:

10. Chocolate has all the nutrients our bodies need

9. Children and dogs always mind us and never, ever bicker, fight, or talk back

8. We look perfect in any swimsuit

7. Carbs are diet food

6. Bad hair days happen only to men

5. Husbands, partners, and significant others are putty in our hands - always

4. Wine, beer, or your favorite adult liquid combo - need I say more?

3. We speak, even the cat listens

2. Punch a button beside our beds, and our home is magically clean and tidy

And the #1 female fantasy:

1. New clothes and shoes appear in our closets each morning - and they all fit!

10 comments:

Elspeth Antonelli said...

Oh, yes, yes, yes! I adore your top three. Well, well, done, Carol!

Elspeth

Carol Kilgore said...

Thanks, Espeth. I love that you visit here.

Jane Kennedy Sutton said...

Chocolate doesn't have all the nutrients our bodies need? Uh-oh! What if I also include the wine from #4?

Carol Kilgore said...

Jane, that's a great combo. Works for me!

Elizabeth Spann Craig said...

I'd like the button that makes my house clean, please! :)

Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder

Carol Kilgore said...

Let me know if you find where to order one of those buttons. Mine's never worked.

Jan Christensen said...

Even though I don't have a cat, I love the idea of speaking and all obey. LOL Great list!

Carol Kilgore said...

Thanks, Jan. Cats will go to great lengths to ignore you - and let you know without a doubt that you've been officially ignored.

Janet Kay Gallagher said...

This sounds like it should be THE everyday list!
Eat and drink what you want!
Look great in that new wardrobe!
Self Cleaning House!
Look at all the writing time available.
Yea! Sign Me Up!

Carol Kilgore said...

If wishing only made it so, Janet. Sigh :)