Top ten female fantasies - non-sexual [not going down that road here!]:
10. Chocolate has all the nutrients our bodies need
9. Children and dogs always mind us and never, ever bicker, fight, or talk back
8. We look perfect in any swimsuit
7. Carbs are diet food
6. Bad hair days happen only to men
5. Husbands, partners, and significant others are putty in our hands - always
4. Wine, beer, or your favorite adult liquid combo - need I say more?
3. We speak, even the cat listens
2. Punch a button beside our beds, and our home is magically clean and tidy
And the #1 female fantasy:
1. New clothes and shoes appear in our closets each morning - and they all fit!